- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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