What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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I'm Polish.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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