- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A Fat Kenyan

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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