Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

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