Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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