How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

I'm homeless.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what's the difference between a duck?

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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