- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

you know whats not funny white boards.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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