Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Antijokes...

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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