Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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so the weather's nice...

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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