You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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