- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

hola said the chinese man

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

And Stephen Hawking said.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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