- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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