What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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