- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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