- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

You idiot thats 9 letters

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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