oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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