what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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