- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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