What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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