Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Jesus Christ

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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