- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

bite me

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Justin with a hat.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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