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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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