- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Religionh

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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