what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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whats 7+4? 74

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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