- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Guess who is violent. Osama

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