Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Heskey time.

Womens rights.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

whats 7+4? 74

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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