- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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