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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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