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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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