How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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whats black and large -me

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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