- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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