- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

whats 7+4? 74

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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