Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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