If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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