Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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retard

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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field day?

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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