What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Turkeys are obese

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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