Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Kys

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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