- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

can you pass the soap?

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Chuck Norris.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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