How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Invisible Children Foundation.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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