i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

woman's lacrosse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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