- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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