- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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