What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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ur mum

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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