Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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