- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Get it? More.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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