- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

So one time there was this woman learning...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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