Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Jovan

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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