- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Chick Norris... Enough said

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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