- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

VAL SUCKS

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

scientology.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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