Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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