- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whose your daddy? Not me

7+5=12

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

whats worse than school? Summer school

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Bags of delicious poop.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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