- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

whats black and large -me

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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