- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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