- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Fat people

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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