- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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