What are blacks scared of? The kkk

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

360 NO SCOPE

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

If life gives you lemonade.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

all these jokes are horrible now

kaite is dumb that is true

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