What can fly? Lots of things

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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sky's sty

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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just in time?

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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