- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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