Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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