- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Stop. Seriously stop.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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