- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Turkeys are obese

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

do you wanna hear a joke school

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Fat people

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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