Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

nice tits.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

i like men but im not gay

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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