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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Tall asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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