- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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