What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Drew Knowles is gay

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Small Penis.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Call of Duty is a good game.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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