- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

batman has diarrhea

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

YOLO

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

AIDS.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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