Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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