Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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