Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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