I walk into a bar...

woman's rights

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Knock, Knock Who's There

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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