Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Caca.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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