- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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