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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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