- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Caroline Kelly.

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