- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

pull my finger (farts)

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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