- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

An Aisian failed a test

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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