- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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