- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Yo mama is so fat she died

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

there was once a jew

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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