What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A man died.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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mark is religion

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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