roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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