What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Ben Corbishley

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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