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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Amazing

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What would Muhammed do?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Robin, get in the car!

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1d

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

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