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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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