Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Your mother is so fat.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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