Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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they're dead. idiot.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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