- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is square and grey? A grey square.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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