What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Once, I went to Peru.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

a skinny sumo wrestler

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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