- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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