- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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