Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

CAVE JOHNSON.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...