- Anti Joke

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

just in time?

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.