- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

I'm homeless.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

You know what's catchy? A cold

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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