I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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knock knock who's there ?

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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