- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How high is the sky? True or False

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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