- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Women's rights

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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