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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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You're a big fat monkey.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I am a mime

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