Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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homosexual

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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hard cheese

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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