- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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