What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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