- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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