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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Dumbledore dies.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A seal walks into a club.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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