Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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