- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Bitch! Love, J.B.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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