- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Tough crowd tonight...

A man walks into a bar

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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