Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Jack Stevens

im not black, im Joseph Kony

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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