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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

womens rights

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

This isn't funny.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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