- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what's the difference between a duck?

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