why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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