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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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