- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Roses are blue Colton is gay

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

don't read this

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

ecks! why zee?

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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