- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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