- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Well this is pointless.....

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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