why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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