- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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