- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A train poops its pants.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Albert your flies undone.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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