what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's white and gluey Glue

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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